A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.

A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.
Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened.
"You know what a crew boss is?
" he asked.
"The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?
" they asked.
"Well, he just got jealous of me," the young biologist explained.
"Everyone thought I was the crew boss."