A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith.
Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths.
Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave." Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.
"Take her to Turning Walter!
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