A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?
" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?
" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?
" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!
" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."