A plane was taking off from Kennedy.

A plane was taking off from Kennedy.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax.

- OH MY GOD!
" Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!
" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing.
He should see the back of mine!
"