A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you.
You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?
" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?
" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."