A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.
Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!
" and the nun says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!
" and the nun says, "ONE more time Sarah, and God will punish you!
" Then Sarah misses a neoot putt and says "GOD DAMN IT!
!
!
MISSED THE BUGGER!
" Suddenly clouds form overhead.
God comes down from Heaven and strikes the nun dead with a bolt of thunder.
God says, "Goddamn it!
Missed the bugger!
"