A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie?
A Jaguar?
A sable coat?
A diamond necklace?
" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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