A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn.
He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy.
We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn.
What do you think about that?
" The owner replies, "I don't have an opinion.
I'm a chartered accountant."

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