A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.
What have you been eating?
" The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ...
Hollandaise sauce.
I loved it so much I now put it on everything --
- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.
Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive.
It's eaten away your upper plate.
I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?
" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple.
Everyone knows that ...
there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!
"