A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me.
I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?
" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies.
No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." "My friend, this is not a serious problem.
You just need to work on your self-esteem.
Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror.
Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person.
But say it with real conviction.
Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited.
Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?
" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright.
For the past several weeks I've e njoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?
" "I don't have a problem," the man replied.
"My wife does."