A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?
" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." "Wow.
Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months?
How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!
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