A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near!
Turn yourself around now before it's too late!
" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!
" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?
"