A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy," she said.
"Can we leave now?
" "No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!
" "Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?
" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?
" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."

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