A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?
" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?
" she asked.
"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?
" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied.
"Both of them are daddy long legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."