A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?
" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?
" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?
" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?
" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?
" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?
" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?
" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does.
He said he can't communicate with me!
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