A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.
Attorney: "May I help you?
" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?
" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?
" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?
" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge.
That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?
" Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays." Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
" Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning." Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?
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" Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger .
That's why I want this dayvorce."