A guy goes into a costume shop.

A guy goes into a costume shop.
He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf.
He says, "Not big enough." She brings out a bigger one.
He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf.
He says, "Still not big enough." She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?
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