A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together,

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.
the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?
" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?
" The little boy answered no.
Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?
" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?
" The little boy answered no, again.
Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?
" The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?
" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!
" The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."