A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.
He submitted the following report to his editor.
"Mrs.
Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper.
We don't use words like breasts around here.
Now go back and write something more appropiate!
" The young reporter thought long and hard.
Finally he handed the Editor the following report.
"Mrs.
Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( .
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