A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure ?

" "Why, officer ?

" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!
"