A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie!
I'm paralyzed!
I can't get up!
" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.
You're kneeling on one of your tits."