After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.
Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back.
When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right.
The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe."
Advertisement: Dog for sale.
Advertisement: Dog for sale.
Really gentle.
Eats anything.
Especially fond of children.
Really gentle.
Eats anything.
Especially fond of children.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: No, son.
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son.
When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S.
Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash.
Biol.
Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow.
I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash.
Biol.
Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow.
I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
According to The Australian, an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.
The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.
The vibration stopped immediately.
A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.
The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.
The vibration stopped immediately.
A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.
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